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Forget James Bond. Modern spies use diplomatic immunity as their weapon of choice. This allows them to be deported instead of imprisoned if they are captured and receive the best medical care instead of the worst if they are injured on the job. Check out the latest high-brow ways our spies are gathering information around the world.
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History & Legality of American Spies Abroad
With the available info the title should probably be changed to something like:
The Truth About American Spies Abroad
You can forget the flashy antics of James Bond, real U.S. spies are nothing of the sort.
The average U.S. spy.
A government worker officially sent abroad in full knowledge of the opposing country.
- Cover: Flimsy – usually just a fake job title involving a fictitious government department.
- Operation: Reactive – the spy will put themselves in the right place to receive information accidentally given to them.
- Reason: Risk – It is too difficult to fully integrate an U.S. agent into another society, in a way that they will be trusted, for a long period of time.
- Legality: Safe – Because they are official government workers they are given diplomatic immunity under the Geneva Convention and are usually sent back to the U.S if caught.
The exceptional U.S. spy.
Descendents of foreigners sent abroad under deep cover to impersonate a specific person one time.
- Cover: Deep – they take on the full identity of a special person within the opposition that they happen to look, speak, and act like.
- Operation: Proactive – the spy meets with targets and gathers information quickly before the opposition can take full notice.
- Reason: Necessity – even this quick dash of spy mission is very difficult to pull off.
- Legality: Dangerous – Non-official spies have less protection and are usually jailed if caught.
What we use in place of traditional spies
- Technology: Spies need no longer be in the opposing country to accomplish their mission. They can simply create a persona on a social network and work from the comfort of home.
- Payoffs: With the U.S. dollar’s worldwide power agents can simply buy information from trusted members of the opposition.
- Positions of Power: Instead of sneaking into the depths of a foreign government U.S. spies can simply be dropped into a high-ranking position at a powerful company on foreign soil.
Famous foreign spies
- Russia: Paid former FBI agent Robert Hanssen $1.4 million dollars to give up names of U.S. spies abroad.
- China: Stole the design secrets to all the U.S.’s nuclear weapons through means that remain unclear.
- Israel: Paid civilian Jonathan Pollard $10,000 for information on the U.S.’s global surveillance network.

